I HAVE NEVER GONE FROM HAPPY TO ACTUALLY CRYING REAL TEARS SO QUICKLY IN MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK
Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
- Dad: He knows how long you sleep in
- Dad: He knows that you've been baked
- Dad: He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your shit
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
I think this is how Mario Party games are inspired.
The Filharmonic: “Treasure”
I’m in love…
WELL SHIT 😍
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.
- Santa Baby (feat. Liz Gillies)
Santa Baby (feat. Liz Gillies) - Single
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.